QuestBoard - February 2022
QuestBoard Top Tasks are the ones that are posted at the start of each month. Any character may complete them, even if they seem like a unique task, because time being frozen and magic mayhem are a recipe for weird time pockets resulting in multiple occurrences in the same space. (tl;dr there are no dibs, just have fun.) There are three kinds of tasks, each labeled with a symbol for its type:
= COMBAT QUEST (counts toward Knighthood OR Unseelie)
= ASSISTANCE QUEST (counts toward Nobility OR Arcane Mage)
= SPECIAL (see quest details) Combat and assistance quests are the most common and will appear every month. Specials are tasks that either fit both categories, neither category, or has some kind of exceptional reward. Special tasks are uncommon, so do not expect to see them all the time. Each quest is worth 1 Rewards point unless your character has achieved Knighthood or Nobility status (See FAQ for more information), which both double rewards points.
Do not reply to this post to do a quest. Just thread out the quest and turn it in as instructed on the Rewards Points (Elphame Traders) page when you are ready to redeem. Threads must be started in the month that the quest was announced, though it may start at any day during the month and you may backtag as necessary. Feel free to reply to this post with questions about Top Tasks.
💘 February Top Tasks 🍣

Malted Madness
Boy howdy is it chilly out, but sometimes I just can't help but get a craving for my favorite chocolate malt ball ice cream! The guy who made it retired a couple of months ago though, and I can't find anything like it! Make me chocolate malt ball ice cream and use your magic to enchant one of the ingredients to give it a little extra spark! No curses and make sure you taste test before you turn it in! If I die of food poisoning, you're not gettin' paid!

Sashimi Slayer
Hello my name is Pescario from Elphame I love to eat the fish. I love to eat so much I cast big passion spell on salmon and tuna. Now the sashimi trying to slash-i-me as Giant Fish Warrior Fusion Animated Sushi. He fight with four swords made of fortified wasabi root and sharp magic. One for each sushi arm. Also can fire rice bullets. I have been trapped in tree east of Land of Maidens on edge of Forest of Felled. Defeat the Warrior and save Pescario.
(OOC Note: Once you defeat the weird magically animated sushi warrior, it will fall into slices and reform into a Dragon Roll Dragon. And yes, it does breathe fire somehow. Pescario really wanted the ultimate sushi.)

Cupid's Arrow Beta Testing - Part II
- Courage Arrows: know someone who's struggling to speak up about their feelings? Shoot them up with Courage!
(OOC Note regarding unintended Side Effect or U-SE: May blurt out every feeling they have, not just romantic.) - ChocoShot: This one makes everything you eat taste like chocolate! (OOC: U-SE: lasts about 2 weeks, so you may hate chocolate by the end of the effect.)
- Quiver of Quiver: Instant NSFW physical reaction. 18+ only. Make your target quiver for you. (OOC: U-SE: Sends character into immediate heat. May last way too long. Seek a doctor if your quiver lasts more than 4 hours. Can cause actual fevers too.) Let us know how it goes!
Last year's Cupid's Arrow Beta Testing went well and despite that the majority of Avalon isn't familiar with Valentine's Day, it being a very earth-specific holiday, this has become a rather popular item to purchase ahead of the spring season. (You know why.) With the base model putting people in an amorous mood for a day (the timing was fixed) it's now time to test one of three new variations of the Cupid's Arrow ahead of the spring release:
(OOC: You can do more than one if you want-- they'll pay for each one you try as long as you report the results of the previous one to them first.)

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
The Trappist café needs help! Avalon's otherworlders celebrating Valentine's Day and a cadre of otherworlder enthusiasts and scholars have resulted in higher than average traffic since the announcement of limited edition Valentine's Chocolates and pastries unavailable at Avalon's native stores! Its Madame is outsourcing the work.
“It looks like I might have bitten off more than I could chew. I’m looking for some additional hands to help run deliveries
Each delivery successfully fulfilled with yield around 15-25% depending on the size of the package plus tips and danger faced. Couriers can expect anywhere from a harmless route to a perilous journey, depending on where the recipient is on Avalon. If anyone has any questions feel free to contact the Belgium mun
resistetmords.
KNIGHT QUEST: This quest is available IC only to characters with the Knight title. Knights can invite anyone to complete the quest with them. King Arthur needs knights to travel to the Ash Mountains and clear the roads that pass between Lotus Pod Mountain and the mountain just north of it leading to the Unnamed Marshes. It is overrun with failed experiments we are calling I.C.E.-- Icicle Creature Experiments. These robots are the result of a failed combination of technomancy and elemental ice magic, resulting in killer robots coated in razor-sharp icicle spikes that they can blast out at enemies with a 360 degree range. There are what some attempted travelers describe as "hoards" of these monsters terrorizing the pathway. Knights will be provided with supplies from Camelot, including tree tents, camp gear, and a horse for this quest.
(OOC: Notify mods if your knighted character and their party here choose to participate, as they will be randomized a saved citizen/prize at the end of the month that may result in a boon for a future event.)
🙈 Dark Web Tasks 🦹♀️

Daddy Issues
I want to see if I can have the perfect family life, and to do that, I need to make sure this spell works in small doses and doesn't go haywire with different types of people. I'm handing out single poultices of my "Family Dynamics" ritual. It's a really small dose, so it should only last about a week, but it will force whoever's images you burn along with the poultice to believe they are your true and ideal family and act like it. It's some real fucked up cognitive magic ritual to force people into stuff like this, so it's not strictly legal. But hey, those of us with shit fam's gotta get what we always wanted somehow, right? Let me know how it goes!

Creative Cutlery
Sneakily stab as many people as you can with different items!!!!!!!! You don't have to kill anyone, just give them a nice cutting poke!!! Take a picture from afar after the fact and hashtag it with what you used to stab them!!!! For every unique stabbing you complete, I'll cough up 500,000G! This is practically easy mode for money making!!

Amnesia Attack
I'll email you a copy of this memory spell. Cast the spell on an unsuspecting target to completely wipe their memory, then push them into a bar fight while they don't remember. Make sure you get it on camera. You're welcome to help in the bar fight, and whatever you want to do with your new amnesiac victim, have at it. The spell's pretty cool-- they won't remember anything about who they are for 48 hours. When the enchantment ends, they'll remember who they are, but won't remember anything that happened during the 48 hours. I'm sure those of you with a creative streak could wreak all kinds of havoc with that one. ;)

Knight Quest
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Only other participant I could get involved was Walter.
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Mysterious Adventurer
It's unclear what kind of person this was, but they touted jeweled chain mail attire instead of fabric and had a large pack with many pockets. They were transporting eggs in a cart and seemed more intent on protecting the eggs than themselves. Good thing you were there to help! They rush off in a hurry, leaving Belgium and Walter unrewarded in February... but no worries, they come down to Camelot at the start of April with them to find Belgium and Walter again and deliver the two eggs (about 2' tall). They don't share the nature of the eggs, but leave them with you, insisting that you care for it but disappearing before they could share the contents. Keep it warm and prevent it from cracking. They are large and must be carried with both arms. The color of the egg shell is a lavender tint.
Mysterious Eggs- both players should both reply with if they have taken care of their egg, eaten it, or whatever else they did with it until May 1st. Please reply ASAP each. We will tell you what happens once we receive both responses!
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But boy is he going to give that villager a good talking to later...!!
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All joking aside, the eggs were scavenged from the Ash Mountains months ago after Lestari first fell and held onto after the drain was slain for fear that repercussions would fall upon them. Dragon eggs do not awaken until they are kept warm for a period of time, nor do they expire unless broken. Most of the clutch was in the fall of the mountain, but two eggs remained. The adventurer is a member of a tribe of dragon worshippers and had been heading deeper into the mountains to make sure they were still viable and learn how to hatch them. However, given their failure to protect themselves from the ICE they thought it best to leave the eggs with the two people they knew could protect the baby dragons.
The dragons will hatch in the beginning of May (feel free to have it happen any time in the first 2 weeks of the month). As babies, they start out a lavender shade and will grow a deeper purple over time. They will remain small for months and require care. They will start breathing ultraviolet colored flames around the 3 month mark.
They should be large enough to use as flying mounts in the future. Please wait until flying mounts are introduced in the game at large to consider them mountable size. We cannot give you an exact timeline for this at this time given that it will only be permitted once the map is fully uncovered, which may change based on player action. (But not that far off considering there isn't too much left!)
You may decide on the temperament and personality of the dragon. Please note that the purple dragon's mate had already passed and so will not be going after your characters to retrieve its young. Please let me know if you have any further questions.
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She'll also ask around Castle Camelot and the barracks about the mystery adventurer if possible.
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All joking aside, the eggs were scavenged from the Ash Mountains months ago after Lestari first fell and held onto after the drain was slain for fear that repercussions would fall upon them. Dragon eggs do not awaken until they are kept warm for a period of time, nor do they expire unless broken. Most of the clutch was in the fall of the mountain, but two eggs remained. The adventurer is a member of a tribe of dragon worshippers and had been heading deeper into the mountains to make sure they were still viable and learn how to hatch them. However, given their failure to protect themselves from the ICE they thought it best to leave the eggs with the two people they knew could protect the baby dragons.
The dragons will hatch in the beginning of May (feel free to have it happen any time in the first 2 weeks of the month). As babies, they start out a lavender shade and will grow a deeper purple over time. They will remain small for months and require care. They will start breathing ultraviolet colored flames around the 3 month mark.
They should be large enough to use as flying mounts in the future. Please wait until flying mounts are introduced in the game at large to consider them mountable size. We cannot give you an exact timeline for this at this time given that it will only be permitted once the map is fully uncovered, which may change based on player action. (But not that far off considering there isn't too much left!)
You may decide on the temperament and personality of the dragon. Please note that the purple dragon's mate had already passed and so will not be going after your characters to retrieve its young. Please let me know if you have any further questions.
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Participants:
- Li Min
- Gokudera
- Somnus
- Megumi (FFXIV OC)
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Crash and Bandit
Behold, Crash the Reformed-Troll Alchemist. Wearer of heavy eyeliner and extraordinary brewer of aerosolized potions. She only has one, but once you drop the vial, it will shatter and its gas will fill and affect an entire room. The next words out of anyone's mouth after inhaling this potion will be true, so it's up to you what question you choose to ask and when you use it. Obviously, you'll have to share with your partner as there is only one vial... but her elf pal, Bandit, a kinetic master of speed who's studied for three centuries and can run faster than the eye can see, will deliver fresh produce to your door every day for an entire year as well.
Please let us know when the Aerosolized Truth is used.
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ALSO, does this truth gas work on ghosts or only living beings?
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Edit: this is why you don't reply on mobile, you don't see edits. The gas has to be breathed in, so if they aren't breathing, they aren't affected.
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Old Lady Piña
Yes, her name does mean Pineapple. A gleeful old coot, she has trouble walking and got caught by the ICE. You, her savior, definitely have her joking and giving you a hard time, but she also hands over some of the bracelets she had gotten from her grand daughter. They will protect you from the effects of a single potion passively, so you're protected whether you know you're consuming it or not. One for you and one for someone important to you, each.
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Beaury of Lowry
A human wizard who traveled to Avalon about a century ago from Lowry, Minnesota on a plane that crashed in the Bermuda triangle. He's made his name here as a magic tailor. He's the crafter of the Magic Masks once brought by the Elphame Traders. If you already have one, this may be a godsend for a friend.
Magic Masks (from the Glossary): A plain face mask. When it is put on the user, it changes design based on their personal style preferences. Additionally, it can prevent the inhalation of magical dusts.
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(Today's magic word is stab)no subject
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Quiver bomb lol j/k don’t ban meno subject
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Knight Quest
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Choco-shot
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