QuestBoard - January 2022
QuestBoard Top Tasks are the ones that are posted at the start of each month. Any character may complete them, even if they seem like a unique task, because time being frozen and magic mayhem are a recipe for weird time pockets resulting in multiple occurrences in the same space. (tl;dr there are no dibs, just have fun.) There are three kinds of tasks, each labeled with a symbol for its type:
= COMBAT QUEST (counts toward Knighthood OR Unseelie)
= ASSISTANCE QUEST (counts toward Nobility OR Arcane Mage)
= SPECIAL (see quest details) Combat and assistance quests are the most common and will appear every month. Specials are tasks that either fit both categories, neither category, or has some kind of exceptional reward. Special tasks are uncommon, so do not expect to see them all the time. Each quest is worth 1 Rewards point unless your character has achieved Knighthood or Nobility status (See FAQ for more information), which both double rewards points.
Do not reply to this post to do a quest. Just thread out the quest and turn it in as instructed on the Rewards Points (Elphame Traders) page when you are ready to redeem. Threads must be started in the month that the quest was announced, though it may start at any day during the month and you may backtag as necessary. Feel free to reply to this post with questions about Top Tasks.
☕ January Top Tasks 🧣

Ice Fishing
There's a special species of fish that only wakes up during the coldest days of January when the gorge beneath the Land of Maidens called Nieve Needlefish! The catch? They can't be caught with rods, nets, or equipment!
You've got to dive in the ice-cold water and catch fish by hand! We recommend taking a partner in case you run into trouble, like the surface freezing over your exit, hypothermia setting in, or the needlefish teaming up to eat your toes off while you're not looking. The good news? I'll pay 10,000G and a hot cocoa for each Nieve Needlefish you bring in!
OR 
Gravestone-faced
At the edge of the Dusklight Forest, a strange creature seemingly made of leaves and mud and covered in a ragged cloak is roaming around. In place of its face, it wears a wooden mask that rattles when it speaks. This creature doesn't seem to have a name, but it escaped from Elphame's underground prison.
If it is looking at you, you cannot show any emotion. Any shows of emotion will grant it the ability to reach into your chest and push your soul out of your body. It is a creature of cognitive magic and can read hearts. When it speaks, it will speak of your deepest weakness and attempt to break you. There are corpses littered around the edge of the Dusklight Forest from people who have met this creature and did not have their souls return in time.
There are three options for this quest: 1. Recapture the creature via battle and return it to Elphame authorities. 2. Cognitive mages: Use astral projection to find and guide souls back to their bodies. 3. Investigate bodies to find corpses and dispose of them. Be careful to check for vitals and not dispose of anyone who can still be saved.

Yelling Yetis
The Snow Games have been canceled this year due to resources being directed toward the refugees and the yetis are not having it. They've come down from the mountains and been yelling and throwing tantrums.
This is a no kill mission: engage in hand-to-hand and magical combat to drive the yetis back into the mountains. Getting them as far as Lotus Pod Mountain should be far enough and they'll head back to where they need to be.

Wizards Gone Wild!
Support the hottest charity to help out Celliwig and Lestari refugees yet! Sell Wizards Gone Wild calendars! There are tiered prizes for sales, starting with low prizes like chocolate boxes and glowsticks to top prizes donated by Elphame Traders to help drive sales, like a magical rhodochrosite crystal earrings.
(OOC: Each successful character sale can be submitted until January 31st by replying to this post with your character's sales. IC, you'll get credit for 4 NPCs sales for every 1 PC who agrees to buy from your character. So 1 PC comment = 5 sales. You can also still Sign Up to be in the calendar or read more about it IC here.)
🏰 Dark Web Tasks 💲

Beta Testing
Agree to my quest and I'll send you an experimental dalmation stone enchantment! I'll pay handsomely to anyone who will take the stone, drip a single drop of blood on it (it'll absorb, don't worry about a mess!) then pass it off to another person. Report the effects back and how long the enchantment lasts.
(OOC: Doing this spell will result in a body swap between the character who accepts the quest and the person they give the dalmation stone to! The recipient of the stone doesn't have to be willing and will not be paid for the experiment, it all goes to the character who requests the stone via the dark web. Player permission is, of course, required. Magic will stay the same as the familiar bond is via soul rather than body. You can decide how long it lasts, up to 1 week.)

Roast Pork
CW: Chemical burn murder, sexually suggestive clothing
Sneak into the private club Jack Rabbit's dressed as one of their Playboy bunny-suited servers. I need someone to sneak a potion derived from giant hogweed into their champagne fountain. Get out quickly, or watch the fireworks- up to you!
This potion will remove all protection from the sun from a person's skin, making them boil alive the second they step out into it. Careful not to get any on you and make sure to bring a partner to act as either lookout or distraction to keep security from catching on.

Cyber Attack
Find a technomancer to help you with this task! I need to disguise my crimes with some of the same type. Thrust your favorite melee weapon through a computer screen to stab someone via social media! Don't forget to go anonymous so you don't get caught!
Questions go here this month!

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