+1 GILF (Grandpa I'd Like to beFriend)
Hi y'all! I am Daisy, player of Rosho Tsutsujimori (
glossophobia) and this app round I am bringing in everyone's favorite rock daddy broke grandpa from Genshin Impact!

Currently he is known as Zhongli, a simple funeral parlor consultant who enjoys long walks, tea, and not paying for anything. He's very knowledgeable in many, many things, being an old man and all. An old man that is actually about 6,000 years old. Formerly he was (and technically kind of sort of still is) Morax, a god, known as the Geo Archon which means he could control earth. As Morax he was also the god of commerce (literally created money), contracts, and war.
He led a busy life, which means he decided to take a long vacation and become a mortal instead. Needless to say even though he knows a lot about past history, he doesn't know much at all about modern things. Like what is "internet"? What is "memes"? Why is it not a good idea to perform a rock concert at a funeral? Please help him.
Feel free to add me on plurk at
frosmoth for plotting and the like!
Currently he is known as Zhongli, a simple funeral parlor consultant who enjoys long walks, tea, and not paying for anything. He's very knowledgeable in many, many things, being an old man and all. An old man that is actually about 6,000 years old. Formerly he was (and technically kind of sort of still is) Morax, a god, known as the Geo Archon which means he could control earth. As Morax he was also the god of commerce (literally created money), contracts, and war.
He led a busy life, which means he decided to take a long vacation and become a mortal instead. Needless to say even though he knows a lot about past history, he doesn't know much at all about modern things. Like what is "internet"? What is "memes"? Why is it not a good idea to perform a rock concert at a funeral? Please help him.
Feel free to add me on plurk at

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i'm Kyo and you're already aware but i play this ball of sunshine and misfortune.
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can't wait to adopt bennett and make him one of zhongli's many children
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I know we already added eachother on plurk but I wanted to say hi here as we'll. I hope Diluc and Zhongli can share tea or something together among other things and be annoyed at venti probably.
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let's do it
and i will leave my vision on
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